They use big words that blind us
Driving us insane
As most of them try to remind us
“It’s about winning every game”.
Of course it is, we all know that
But ain’t it kinda nice
When a bloke comes on the telly
To say “The ref was right?”.
“We were beaten by the better team
We were out of sorts today
We couldn’t raise a head of steam
We were simply just outplayed”.
They’re the words I wanna hear
When me gaffer comes on the box
Not forked tongue speak from a bloke
It’s clear, whose totally lost the plot.
So don’t try ‘n’ puzzle us with science
Quantum physics or weird theory
As the King of Anfield Road advised*,
“To play a game like football, is very simple really!”.