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When his second one glided inside of the post
His face beamed a picture of joy
As some of the pundits those self righteous dumb wits
Were shot down in flames by this boy
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“Bang out of form, as fat as a pig
He’s had terrible year at Madrid”
That smile said to me ” Did yer see that,
That goal I just scored?
I’ve been doing that regular since I was a kid”!
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Slate, berated and ridiculed by those
With no apparent sense of decorum
The best way to shut up his detractors seems to be to
Just give him the ball, show him the goal
Just let him be and he’ll score them!
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Not bad for an overage fat bloke it would seem
Who goes by the name of Big Ron er..
Excuse me for mentioning it
But he’s scored fourteen World Cup goals
That equals the score by Der Bomber
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So laugh all you can take a swing at the man
When he’s down on the floor cast your doubt
But never forget what may happen just yet
He might be top of the lot in that number one slot
Before the floodlights on this World Cup go out!