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The Accumulator

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 THE ACCUMULATOR

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Arsenal first Friday, always start well
New signings too, will give Leicester hell
Arsenal easy, next,

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Liverpool in the early game, a win at a canter
Watford offer up more presents than Santa
Arsenal easy, Liverpool a canter, next,

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Chelsea at the Bridge a cert to crush Burnley
Untouchable last season, this is money for free
Arsenal easy, Liverpool a canter, Chelsea a cert, next,

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Man City away win, there’s simply no reason
Why Brighton won’t be relegation fodder this season
Arsenal easy, Liverpool a canter, Chelsea a cert, Man City away, next,

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Spurs to cane Newcastle, big gap in class
Don’t think the magpies Premiership stay will last
Arsenal easy, Liverpool a canter, Chelsea a cert, Man City away, Spurs pure class, last,

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Man United on fire, all glitz and glamour
Scoring for fun, gonna stuff the hammers
Arsenal easy, Liverpool a canter, Chelsea a cert, Man City away, Spurs pure class, United on fire,

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Fifty quid on a six-fold, what could possibly go wrong
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Arsenal Nil Leicester 1
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Damn

Inspired by some very disappointing weekends at the bookies.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-accumulator/