The biased fan

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Vieira never fouled anyone;
it was Roy Keane’s fault everytime.
There is nothing petulant about Eboue,
and Gallas is still in his prime.
Our back four is perfect,
we’ll be fine without Adebayor,
we’re going to win the title,
and our manager’s never sore.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 We’re far better than United,
Chelski and Liverpool too,
we have the best starting eleven
and talent coming through.
We’re the best side every game,
robbed only by the man in black,
if we lose, it’s nothing to do with defence
or with our brilliant attack.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We only lose when opponents cheat,
or when the referee is blind,
and I say with conviction that we’ll score two,
if we’re ever a goal behind.
And Wrighty didn’t touch Schmeichel,
it was all the other way around,
and also, while I am at it,
we have the prem’s best ground.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 This is what I tell everyone,
what I have begun to believe,
for Arsenal to be less than this,
is somewhat hard to conceive.


Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-biased-fan/