He’s called the Camberwell Carrot or the Ginger Zidane
now in the small town of Wigan, Ben Watson’s the man.
Coming on as a late sub, to try play his part
he planted a header past City’s Joe Hart
A defeat for the rich men, neutral fans all rejoice
so cloth caps off to Whelan, Martinez and Boyce.
But the man of the moment is the Camberwell Carrot
who made Roberto Mancini as sick as a parrot.
So well done Ben Watson, from an old Palace fan
where you’re still fondly known as the Ginger Zidane.