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The Cayman Islands League [North]

Peter Goulding

Wednesday, August 13th, 2003

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 There are sixty-six teams in the Football League
Of the Cayman Islands [North].
There are thirty, you see,
In Divs. One, Two and Three,
But a huge thirty six in the fourth.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The season is rather a short one
[For the top three divisions, I mean]
But the fourth starts to play
Just before Christmas Day,
And goes on till November nineteen.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The most successful manager ever
In the Cayman Islands [North],
Won Cup after Cup
With the teams higher up,
But didn’t do well in the fourth.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 And despite the fact that this manager
Was a prominent mathematician,
The length of the season,
He claimed was no reason
He was poor at the long division.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-cayman-islands-league-north/