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This letter is not in protest of your choice of candidate,
Mr. Strachan’s experience and abilities I do not underestimate,
He immediately identified most players are single, thus carefree and happy,
One the field they were likely to be daydreaming and their performance was scrappy,
Need for strong defender, a good striker, an interpreter and solid midfield
By signing half the Celtic team, problems solved.
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The recent results at Blackpool and Nottingham Forest, at our peril we ignore,
Most serious problem we all must explore,
Single players still carefree and happy, as the Gaffer in the first week foresaw,
Even working with Sir Alex Ferguson this problem he’s not prepared for.
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This is where my Indian sub-continent heritage will be valuable,
For hundreds of years intrinsic of arranged marriage are ingrained in the cultural
Life, and a partner can even be found for someone with the temperament of Ivan the Terrible.
I can start immediately and have at least few married before Saturday’s home game,
Tap into the vast Indian sub-continent marriage and player will have to forget the old flame,
A beautiful wife, a hassle free ceremony and a handsome dowry, where’s the shame.
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Before I start I must point out I’m of old fashion believe
A man can be married and still be happy and thus underachieve,
He should have at least six children or more,
Whilst the club’s in this situation the mother-in-law
Should live next – door.