The goal has been scored
so fans do jump about
some like to shake your hand
while many scream and shout.
We all though are different
in how we celebrate
but we all have one thing in common
in that we’re all feeling great.
A hug, a grab of an arm,
or a hold around the neck,
which can be quite alarming
if the fan is built like Shrek.
But one or two are less boisterous
and like to sit and simply clap
until a supporter flys through the air
and ends up lying on their lap.
But there’s one goal celebration
I’d avoid and give a miss
is if my mate suddenly decided
to grab hold and administer a sloppy kiss !