The sales are nearly here
so who will come and go,
how about a decent striker
to replace the one that’s really slow ?
What about a tough tackling defender
to bring some steel to your back four ?
as your full back’s a little bit soft
and needs to be shown the door.
You could do with a tricky winger
who’s fast and nippy on the ball,
and while you’re out shopping
buy a centre back who’s big and tall.
And you need a decent keeper
as your goalie is error prone,
no wonder he’s called butterfingers
can’t you shift him out on loan ?
Finally you should get a strong captain
a leader with lots of style and flair,
not like your skipper this season
who’s more concerned with his tan and hair.
So ” seven ” new players should do the trick
to make you into a decent football team,
because if not you’re certs for relegation
instead of your unrealistic promotion dream !