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The Match

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 3 o clock, Saturday
Our favourite eleven
Across the whole land
Aberdeen to Devon

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The supporters coach fills up
Carrying all sorts
From hoodies with ASBOs
To lawyers from courts

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Speed down the motorway
Spot a coach of oppo fans
let them know the way we feel
and how the points are in our hands

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Arrive near the ground
Locate nearest boozer
Last one in gets em in
Ha ha ha, Loser.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The game finally kicks off
End to end, ebb and flow
Fans sing in unison
The songs we all know

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Leave it out linesman!
That was never off-side
All at once from the stands
A hundred broken hearts cried

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Referee’s whistle blows
Half-time refreshments
Quick pint, Pukka Pie
Is where £5 worth of cash went

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Second half flies by
Pass and move, goals galore
Doesn’t matter how many
We always want more

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Celebrations on the coach back
Toasting the win
Our strikers on top form
While their back four caved in

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 The defeated fans shrug
There’s always tomorrow
We toast our victory
While they drown their sorrow

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-match-5/?shared=email&msg=fail