The Olympic Stadium has a running track,
Spurs said, ‘No, lets give that the sack’.
West Ham will keep it, a little bit queer,
This will negatively affect the atmosphere.
Meanwhile, Spurs plan for a new White Hart Lane,
But planning permission has made this a pain.
To progress, Spurs need a stadium up there with the best,
Beautiful, exciting, like Modric in a tight vest.
‘Alas’, the Spurs fans cry, ‘the possibilities seem stark!’,
As the Stratford stadium becomes the new Upton Park.
It is now to Tottenham to find us a fix,
As the Olympic Stadium hosts a team in the championship.