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The Team Thats Got No Money.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Things are getting desparate now
We’re cheering every throw in
The grass is so long we’ve lost two refs
It really does need mowing

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Our keeper acts as sweeper
The kitmans on the wing
The bloke who’s centre forward
Washes up in Burger King

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 If you phone the club to enquire
What time the match will start
‘What time can you get here
Are you willing to take part?’

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Away games are a problem
No ones got a car
We had a whip round
To buy a van
There’s nothing in the jar

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 The managers the tenth one
That we’ve had this year
When he joined us he was sober
Now he’s on the beer

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 The chairman is a bookie
Loaded up with dough
He hides in the floodlights
So the taxman doesn’t know

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 We need a wealthy Russian
To come to our rescue
One who’s willing to bail us out
Anyone will do

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 The shower rooms disgusting
No water in the bath
The gas has been disconnected
The dressing rooms got a draught

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 The away team have to get changed
In a pub outside of town
Their dressing rooms
Mysteriously
Somehow got burnt down

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 All the above seems pretty grim
Nothings ever funny
We envy those boys
In the top flight
Cos we’re the team
That’s got no money!!!

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 peace.

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Notes

It happens in the lower league’s, believe me!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-team-thats-got-no-money/