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The Trotters Sign a Kiss ‘o’ gram

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Big Sam has booked a Kiss ‘o’ gram
And the Reebok is aglow
He’s told the lads he’s got a treat
Someone new to show
The music starts they hit the lights
The stadium it rocks
Then a plaintive voice
Calls from the stands
“Je suis desolate, it’s Robert
Pullin’ off his socks!”

Notes

Alan Mac, looks like Le Robert is on his way to your place, lock up yer pole dancers and keep Sam off the Ribena 😉

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-trotters-sign-a-kiss-o-gram/