The Very First Football Match
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The very first match that in Ireland took place,
Happened way back in thirteen sixteen.
In the county Kildare in a town they call Naas,
‘Twixt the landlords and plebs on the green.
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The landlords were rich and all English by birth,
Athletic and really well bred,
The peasants, however, ate handfuls of earth
And only twice weekly got fed.
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To settle a quarrel, they worked out the rules,
To which both the parties agreed.
To kick a pig’s bladder between two small stools,
The winner would thus be decreed.
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The landlords were fav’rites to wallop the proles,
And there was no upset in store.
They racked up a record of eighty six goals,
While the poor, starving peasants got four.
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Nobody thought that the sport would improve,
And become so incredibly big,
Till somebody had the idea to remove
The bladder from out of the pig.
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