Your flailing arms have got you some stick,
lets face it you’re just not that quick.
When everything’s covered, and it’s all fine,
Why not stay on your flaming line?
Jens Lehmann should get the sack,
before I have a heart attack.
Takes fifity seconds to concede
from a simple backpass, what’s the need.
Now Manu Almunia is safe and calm,
and actually does more good than harm.
And Lukasz Fabianski must be good,
like all the keepers with Polish blood.
Is he really injured, or have we all guessed,
that Lehmann is not really the best?
The man is nuts and can’t see reason,
he’s certainly no Davie Seaman.