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To a lunatic

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Your flailing arms have got you some stick,
lets face it you’re just not that quick.
When everything’s covered, and it’s all fine,
Why not stay on your flaming line?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Jens Lehmann should get the sack,
before I have a heart attack.
Takes fifity seconds to concede
from a simple backpass, what’s the need.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Now Manu Almunia is safe and calm,
and actually does more good than harm.
And Lukasz Fabianski must be good,
like all the keepers with Polish blood.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Is he really injured, or have we all guessed,
that Lehmann is not really the best?
The man is nuts and can’t see reason,
he’s certainly no Davie Seaman.

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Notes

After THAT game against Fulham that we won despite THAT error by one Jens Lehmann last season, I submitted a poem entitled “I forgive Jens Lehmann” After the ridiculous error against Blackburn I am now very glad the poem was not published as I do not forgive Jens Lehmann. Normally I am loathe to scorn a fellow keeper but you must draw the line somewhere.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/to-a-lunatic/