To all deluded Burnley fans
Alright – so you went top!
But so did Stoke last season
before going on to flop.
Your confidence is premature
have you ever heard of Bash?*
And though we’ve had a shaky start
Beware the white backlash.
Reality will be painful
but what’s really going to hurt:
Is the whipped in cross from Eyresy*
And the killer goal from Kurt.*