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Tears at Estadio Bernabeau
Would be sparse if The Special One left
A real (sic) lack of love from the team and the crowd
The cause, we’re realiably (sic) informed by the press.
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Was the double demise that big a surprise
At The Bernabeau and Camp Nou last week?
Winning trophies will change
For the greats in our game
Have all at times courted defeat.
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Watching Ribery and Robben
Teach an enviable squad
A lesson in forceful attack
Was so awe-inspiring
During raiding down both wings
Bayern’s back-line took tea at the back.
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With his bridges (sic) now burned
Does The Special One yearn
For The Bridge he professes to love?
While his West London suitor
Has the conundrum of choosing
To ignite the old flame or move on?
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Is a deal already done, with The Special One?
No matter what the red tops may say
After all it was he
What helped us win the league
With a points haul, which still stands today.
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Like a time served cynic and old school romantic
Who when spurned tries to painfully move on
I read the overtures as frantic, is our old flame in a panic?
Shouldn’t we be courting in Munich or Dortmund!