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Transfer Deadline Day

Kyle Norbury

Monday, August 31st, 2015

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Man Utd will try and sign Nigeria international Ever Yone,
Spurs will sign Abdoulaye Noone,
Watford will sign Samuel Notheardov,
Sunderland will auction their whole team off,
Newcastle will get Simone Forin,
Villa will sign Juan More Bargain,
West Ham will sell their captain again,
West Brom will sign Manu Rejex,
Man Utd need to buy back Welbeck,
Palace will buy his old team back,
Chelsea need to sign highly rated Centrino Back,
Liverpool will sign Wayne Stamoney,
Man City will sign Billy Mercenary,
Stoke will sign the entire Barcelona B team,
Swansea will get someone esteemed,
Leicester will get more superstars than The Gunners,
Southampton will sell some more of their big guns,
Everton will keep John Stones chained up,
Bournemouth will get the players needed to stay up,
Norwich will get Park Un Sung,
And Arsenal will sign Sum Won Young

© Kyle Norbury

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/transfer-deadline-day-3/