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Transfer Deadline Musings

Trent Morris

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2014

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I read Atletico Madrid
cost less than Eden Hazard did.
The same eleven play each match.
They’re phenoms of endurance.
My wife would tell you I am worth
much more if I’d just leave this earth.
She once considered me a catch.
Now, she dreams of the insurance.
So, if I ever disappear,
hold the wake and have a beer,
but remember, as a rule,
husbands don’t just vanish.
And, later, drop by my old place
and call police if there’s no trace
of me, but ten guys in a pool
who answer you in Spanish.

© Trent Morris 2014

Notes

Is there a Football Poets Protection Program?

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