Dodgy knees, dodgy fees
The transfer window opens wide
Dodgy deals, greasing wheels
Someone shrewd to halt the slide
Dodgy toe, in the know
Going by the word of the scouts
Dodgy tummy, prices crummy
Too soon after brussels sprouts?
Dodgy rumours, Auntie’s bloomers
Gossip boards running riot
Mrs Redknapp vs trade gap
How she longs for the summer quiet!