Us fans are rarely satisfied
Straight up I’m just the same
Whilst ownership to bragging rights
Can bring a brief respite from pain.
I’m from The City of Westminster
Near The Thames if I’m precise
And I’ve feelings borderline insincere
To The Arsenal having rights.
So basking on the Fulham Road
Midst the glow that winning brings
The words below just seemed to flow
From the poet deep within…
Though Howard Webb was farcical
Our beating Liverpool by decree
Has been ruined for me by The Arsenal
Being on top of the Christmas Tree!