How come you’re so bad at sums,
And come down sick when test time comes?
Why are your school shoes scuffed and split
And full of mud and grass and grit?
Classes end at ten to four,
So why were you not home before?
Where were you three hours ago,
When we were looking to go see a show?
Why’s our transport system brutal,
Despite the Government’s strong refutal?
Lemme see. Football?
Why did George invade Iraq
Although the world was on his back?
Why did life begin on earth,
Though other planets have a dearth?
Could it be..? Football?