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Very Interesting

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Interesting situation
The team have hit a slump
The captain goes on telly to criticize his team mates
Whilst the manager stays shtum

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Who picks that team, I wonder?
The captain or the man?
Will the prawn sandwhich brigade be wondering
What new fillings they have planned?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We moan and groan when things go north
We pay our dough and take our chance
But a captain publicly berating the team?
Is a whole new circumstance

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Hats off to the captain, for speaking
The unwritten law is broke
Where does it say anyway
You can’t chastize a bunch of jokes?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 “We don’t criticize our players in public”
What a load of flannel
Tis a shame the club did’nt air the drubbiing
On it’s very own t. v channel?

Notes

I really like where this is going, are we going to start getting reallly in depth stuff about what goes on in the depths of the dressing room and the training ground, when things go pear shaped and all the chaps are not pulling in the same direction and playing for the good of the team?

I know that Barry Fry let the camera’s in to the dressing room years ago, but this is a whole new ball game surely? Excuse the pun!

peace.

kev.

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