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‘On second thoughts, no. I don’t think there’s much need.
Your problem seems perfectly clear.
But just to make thoroughly certain indeed
I’ll shine this bright light down your ear.
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‘These last-minute winners, so quick and dramatic,
Should carry a Government warning,
For you are the seventeenth Shelbourne fanatic
That’s come in to see me this morning.
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‘Your jaw must be aching and yearning for rest,
With the muscles fixed in the one place.
These pills I’m prescribing are up to the test,
They’ll soon get that smile off your face.”