Trying to watch it live on streaming (at work – but don’t tell the boss!)
Nothing against the BBC
Nothing against the compan-y
Nothing against Tim Berners-Lee
Fortunately, as yet
Nothing against D James
And as far as I can tell, no-one’s made a hames
But trying to watch the streaming
With all it’s stop start projection
Is filling me … with ….
The ball is in the box, it’s hanging in the air …
It’s still hanging ….
Does JT get his head to it?
Or does Birsa score?
Pray do tell us
Cables – please send us more!
“And Johnson sends a searching pass……”
And I’m all set to send out a search party
Behind the back of the pc
For that pass is more absent, or awol, than received
And now Frank has a free….
The ball has left his boot….
The wall could actually pace forward and block it
At the eighth pace, at this rate
At least the fans, are drowning out the vuvuzelas
If only the team could now follow suit
And drown out the doubts
Rooney’s on the edge of the box
He’s shaping up to shoot……
It’s like a Matrix moment
I can see all his options – but not the outcome
Another corner, jostling….
And they stay entwined for ever
The referee has forever
To form his reaction ….. Quiet word
Rooney has dropped deep….
And stays deep
“Wayne we want you up the other end!”
Falls on deaf ears, along dumb wires
Free. Ball played short, we keep possession
The pc keeps possession too … wait … wait
And wait …
Ball worked out wide to Milner
He’s on the touchline
And stays on the touchline
No one moves…. Swings his boot …
Well I saw the ball arrive ….
In the box ….
And Defoe ahead of his man ….
But ’twas another Matrix moment
L !! …. !! …… !! ….. !!
Well if I thought the live feed
Was slow eating
Then the replay
Was terminal !
Hang on, that next action
Wasn’t a replay
But a replica move….
Keeper reaches it, Lamps sends it just over….
He holds his head in his hands
And doesn’t remove them….
Frank, you can’t stay like that …
Rooney lays it onto Stevie G…
Picks his spot….
And I could do dot to dot…
While I await, the big frame freeze
Handanovic gets a hand to it
But spills it ….
It’s a Robert Green moment…
But has an eternity to rectify …. Robert green with envy
Anyway, I won’t bore you with …
The rest of the ….