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Arsene Wenger is back having nightmares
At the news from West London most certainly
After telling his team “We’re that close to a ECL final”
Well geographically they were to be fair.
To one being contested by two teams from Germany.
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Real (sic) love’s being thrown in abundance
At a mortal who once caused a fuss
When he ridiculed Spurs with a sarcastic utterance
For the way that they parked their team bus.
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Wears a smile guarantees his female admirers
Will flock to the grounds in his wake
He’s the best news the game has heard on the wire
Since Wigan mugged City right late.
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Our media circus had best get back training
Or he’ll rip them to shreds in a mo
A glint in his eye he’ll befuddle their brains
With his slant on a game they won’t know.
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Going to a press conference prior to the match
Is no place for the weak or feint hearted
Yet with Jose in charge and as one with the chaps
To his mind it was there that’s games started.
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Not quite knowing how things will turn out
Are all part The Special Ones mystique
Now Ian Holloway’s up again, next season I don’t doubt
We’ll be properly entertained every week!