Welcome Back. Welcome Back. Welcome Back.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Arsene Wenger is back having nightmares
At the news from West London most certainly
After telling his team “We’re that close to a ECL final”
Well geographically they were to be fair.
To one being contested by two teams from Germany.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Real (sic) love’s being thrown in abundance
At a mortal who once caused a fuss
When he ridiculed Spurs with a sarcastic utterance
For the way that they parked their team bus.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Wears a smile guarantees his female admirers
Will flock to the grounds in his wake
He’s the best news the game has heard on the wire
Since Wigan mugged City right late.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Our media circus had best get back training
Or he’ll rip them to shreds in a mo
A glint in his eye he’ll befuddle their brains
With his slant on a game they won’t know.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Overcoats will come back in fashion
The unshaven look will be chic
A note via a team member acting as a carrion
Will tell Torres he’s a makeshift RB?

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 The can’t win, then don’t lose it attitude
We adopted when last he was here
Or the tongue in cheek comments bordering rude
During post match, we’re longing to hear.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Going to a press conference prior to the match
Is no place for the weak or feint hearted
Yet with Jose in charge and as one with the chaps
To his mind it was there that’s games started.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Not quite knowing how things will turn out
Are all part The Special Ones mystique
Now Ian Holloway’s up again, next season I don’t doubt
We’ll be properly entertained every week!



I’m not sure what the real (sic) or hidden agenda is here and as a die hard Chelsea fan lets just say I’m slightly sceptical about this, the so called second coming of The Special One.

Never the less you know what, who cares, our domestic game lacks inspiration, attraction and leadership at the moment, now that we’re no longer considered a force in Europe, and if this bloke can’t give it back some of those three with the way he goes about his business especially in the media I’ll very surprised.

Carefree….how long will Jose’s tenure be?

Go well and be lucky.



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