Break out the jong jenever
Orangebloom the sky
Whilst the Dutch preach total football
Azzuri call for a Ruud offside.
Who cares if Christian Panucci left the pitch
As he sure did yesterday
As Danny Blanchflower used to preach
Anyone that’s ON the field, interferes with play!
Johann will have to button his lip
As Van Basten’s team excel
On the field of play where it really counts
T’was a totally Orange world!
A wonderful display of the beautiful game
Saw the total demise of the Italians
A team filled with old un’s from halcyon days
Never looked like World Cup champions.
Will the Dutch progess
And pass the test
As champions of Europe?
Between me and you
I hope they do
What a great total football advert!