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We’re Gonna Beat the Bohs

Peter Goulding

Monday, August 11th, 2003

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Keegan’s got a broken leg,
Crowe has bust his hip,
Rutherford has got a broken nose,
Peri-what’s-his-face
Has put his shoulder out of place.
And that is why we’re gonna beat the Bohs.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Ryan needs a face transplant,
Simon Webb’s got nits,
Sadly Caffrey’s broken all his toes
Colin Hawkin’s head
Has fallen off and now he’s dead,
And that is why we’re gonna beat the Bohs.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Poor old Damien Lynch,
He collided with McGuinness,
Hunt’s hip problem’s even worse than Crowe’s,
Fergal Harkin fell,
And so did Robbie Doyle as well
And that is why we’re gonna beat the Bohs.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Or maybe not.

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Notes

Naturally, we didn’t.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/were-gonna-beat-the-bohs/