What Exactly Do They Mean?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 So Rooney finally scores the goal
That silences his critics
“Yeah” the patriotic pundits growl:
“But what about his misses?”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Oh. She hired a private jet
To go and see
Her man playing in the hole.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 You mean like a day at the beach with cockling nets,
Buckets and spades, beside the sea
With her and the kids in tow?



“The man to go to”. Sounds like a moniker for a drug dealer.

I keep looking for “the hole” that they insist Rooney play in. I’ve never seen a hole on a football pitch, so what are they talking about?

Mind you I’ve been to some right sheet holes to watch a game in my time, but that’s not what they’re talking about is it?

Stay well, be lucky and keep smiling.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/what-exactly-do-they-mean/