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Whats Up at Wroxham FC?

S B Ingle

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 As we go over to Trafford Park
Pre-season has met with a hitch
We’ve got lights, camera and action
But the rabbits have dug up the pitch
The bunny population has soared
And the football ground is now where they live
They’re cute, fluffy jumping goal pests
The pitch has more holes than a sieve
Wroxham FC are a small club
Can’t afford to tour somewhere foreign
So they prepared to play at home
But for hallowed pitch, read burrowed warren

© S B Ingle 18.7.06

Notes

Wroxham FC, a few miles outside Norwich has had a pitch invasion of rabbits, causing their first pre-season friendly to be called off.

On the catering side, it had been proposed to offer ham toasties and cheese toasties but following discussions, only the cheddar snack will now be available.
A spokesrabbit explained “It’s bad for me health – mixin’ me toasties”

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