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Whizzo

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 To the tune of: Truth Hurts by Lizzo

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Got myself a DNA test
Needles, jabs an’ swabs an’ bed rest

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Dum da da dum, dum da da dum

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Waiting for a doc to come see me
Could be driving a pick-up or a Humvee

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Dum da da dum, dum da da dum

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 He tells me that I bleed blue for Chelsea
So plain to see in 3D

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Dumb da da dumb, dumb da da dumb

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Could’ve told him that for nuffink
Been doin that my whole life long
Versifying in memoire an’ life song
Bullin’ for dem Blue boyz
Been doin’ that since my first toys
Join in wiv all that Shed noise
Supportin’ wiv purpose – an’ poise

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Dum da da dum, dum da da dum

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 “Wherever you may be” & “carefree”
Follow Harding Stand and emcee
Up the Kings Road, go sightsee
Know ev’ry name, even trainee
Keepin’ at the ready, level best as I could be…
Now it’s all about Super Frank and his Chelsea…..

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Will he bring success? Under duress? We’ll have to wait – an’ see
But all the signs are there, that we’ll share, wiv much joy – an’ glee!

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Dum da da dum, dum da da dum

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Notes

With apologies to Lizzo and her song: Truth Hurts

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/whizzo/