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Who are you ??

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Who is this ‘Club Insider’
Who appears to know so much
This faceless ‘Club Insider’
Who keeps all of us readers in touch.
Their names are a closely guarded secret
Just a ‘Someone who is close to the club’
But I suspect it’s some bloke down the chippy
Or some geezer who drinks in their pub.
But the ‘Club Insider’ also has a rival
Described simply as ‘A Club Source’
Football scribes feed off their stories
As they come direct from the mouth of the horse.
No matter what paper you’re buying
News of the World, People, or Sport
This pair of unidentified imposters
Will get a credit in the writer’s report.

Notes

Are these two Male or Female ? Young or old ?
Do they wear grubby raincoats with the collars turned up and trilby hats pulled over their eyes? Just a few of the questions that need to be answered. And does any poet out there actually know one?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/who-are-you/