If you go down to Forest Green today
you’re sure of a big surprise
as you won’t find trace of Horse
but Badger in your pies.
But it’s all healthy food on the menu
with not a sausage roll in sight
so instead of a Red Rum steak
it’s veggie grub if you fancy a bite.
So in place of that greasy burger
why not try a slice of Walnut cake
and have a cup of Lentil soup
instead of a beer at the half time break ?
They’ve even got Solar Panels at the Lawn
so F.G.R. are well and truly Green
and with the players turning Vegan
they’re all now addicted to Soya Bean.
So Forest Green could be the future
and this may catch on everywhere
so expect lots of chilled out supporters
who’ll be wearing flowers in their hair !