Who ate all the pies? – Phat XI
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As I pen another XI the enchantment is hard to conceal
This ones not from the dressing room, rather the pre match meal
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Were talking megastars of the rotund variety
Of gluttonous pie eating notoriety
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Gutbusters United on an industrial king size plate
Before we commence, pass the curry sauce mate!
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Olive Kahn swears by spare rib with rare beef steak
Whilst eater Shilton recommends 6 carb original cheesecake
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Fatty Foulkes blamed Oreo cookies for making him a mound
Flan Molby, fat and round, weighing a million pound
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Galloping Puskas attributed his cannon shot to deep cooked fries
Brick Quinnie was not far off, with his bakewell tart surprise
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Baked bean Windass, was often seen lunging at the butterkist popcorn
And Steve (twenty) Stone, courted canary pud, with absolutely no scorn
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Good to eat Van Diego Maradoner, with extra lashings of Mayo
Brawl Gazza corned beef–flushed with crème de cacao
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Thomas the tank Brolin dinked it, smothered in peanut butter
Neville Southalle’s pie melton Mowbray, more often worth a flutter
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Matt Le Tiss spread the love, with generous portions of Salami Danish
Veal Ruddock sacked by Swindon, swapping sausage Frankfurter –for the fish
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Tum Huddlestone Lardy tardy taa, not really a green giant
Brandy Reid and sausage Bockwurst – compliant, reliant, defiant
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Croissant Hartson’s thousand Island dressing lavished on battered bonito
Herculian Dicks likes nothing better than Chipotle chicken burrito
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Chicken Kiev-in Pressman, mastered diving into a Burger King quad stacker
Meal Shipperley roasted white meat chicken, topped off with premium pot pie cracker
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McDonald Koeman threw a tantrum, to avoid at all costs the steamer
Not to be outdone, he’s joined by a noble, Ronaldo Nazario de creamer
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Fromage Gravesen left Madrid because of the poor quality beef sirloin
Adriano though is staying for Caffè Mocha, with whole milk, whipped cream and aloin.
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Advance regret to the Ormondroyd cult, although it may sound downright rude
Peter Crouch fanclub, eat away at your hearts, food, glorious food.
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