Why Are There No Bearded Footballers Anymore?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Do footballers on their contracts sign
To shave their faces time after time
And thus all goals saved and taken
Must be done by men clean shaven

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No goatees past their sell by date
All chins are checked out at the gate
No facial hair in dressing rooms
Its presence there must be removed

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The beard no longer de rigeur
All faces must be shorn of hair
But one who’s greater than the rest
Think of bearded genius Georgie Best!


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