Will Wenger Now See With Clarity?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ashburton Grove*
Is gooner be awesome
It’s financed by the Woolwich*

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ve just that heard Arsene Wenger’s
Had the dug out’s raised six feet

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 So that from now on
He’ll be able to see his boys bookings
With great claret..ity (clarity)*
When they happen on the pitch!



*Original name before the new sponsor came in.

*Arsenal as much as they like to be known as North London’s finest, were originally from “over the water” in Sarf London where they were known as Woolwich Arsenal which was in the Woolwich dockyards!

*Were those shirts last season really….red or am I coloured blind?

Will Wenger now be able to see all that happens on the new pitch?

Stay tuned for this and more exciting statements from the man who some how seems to remind me of the German halfwit Corporal Klinger in Hogans Hero’s a spoof P.O.W American comedy show from the late sixties, whose famous catch phrase was when asked a question about anything was: “I see nothing”.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/will-wenger-now-see-with-clarity/