1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 What a surprise
Dennis Wise
In trouble again

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 With a cracking shot
To the jaw
He sent Callum Davidson
To the floor

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 But due to decisive action
This fraction, of a man
Will never again pester
The players of Leicester

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Except maybe in opposition
When perhaps the services of a physician
Will be very much required
Now that he’s Millwall attired

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 A loveable rogue
With cockney brogue
He’s certainly no slacker
This known wisecracker
But he’s both rightly famed
And aptly named –
Dennis the menace



Dennis Wise fired by Leicester after the alleged incident mentioned above.
Signed for Millwall today, Tuesday 24th September 2002.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wisecrack/