Was that my team I saw last night?
Stumbling, fumbling, cold and slow?
One, two, then three goals down,
With minutes left to go.
To save us from complete disgrace
From back of field did lope
The full back Kolo Toure
To score, and give us hope
With Ballack back in two weeks time
Our chances seem forlorn
I pray one of our kids excels
And we shout: A STAR IS BORN.