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WunderVAR

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Germans retreating from Russia
Without a tank or a snowflake in sight
Put out by the feisty Koreans
Who put up a way better fight

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 It wasn’t their first time in Russia
Nor the first time they’ve gone unprepared
Now they won’t beat England on penos
Cos you know they’d have ended up paired

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Now, they say the Argies are carried by Messi
And England are carried by Kane
Now the Germans are carried by Lufthansa
As they make their way home on the plane.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 1 So if you happen to meet any Germans
Near a deck chair or in a beach bar
Do yourself a really big favour
And don’t shout out the word WunderVAR

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wundervar/