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You little Chav!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 What kind of monster uses a golf club on a fellow pro
Blame the drink and nervously wipe your brow

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 When will Bellamy the buffoon come to his sense?
If he’s kicked out of Anfield, he’ll be permanently on the fence

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 With the Gillete and Hicks revolution getting ready to load
For some this may very well be the end of the road.

Notes

With their new found wealth, it will be interesting to see where Bellamy, Penant, Fowler end up, probably on the scrapheap. Bellamy could still be Rafa’s version of Fergie’s Cantona. Head down boys…

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