NOW THEY’RE TURNING FOOTBALL INTO WINE
oh sweet F.A desert us not – the tables they have turned
within the hallowed temples of evr’y gound we’ve spurned
they’ve turned our one-time people’s game of football into wine
with crap designer labels at twelve pounds ninety-nine
you’d pay much less and get much more
from down your local superstore
but why should we care what’s inside
when we’re content to swallow pride
but yet again the racist slant has reared its ugly head
they’ve limited the colours to only white and red
no thought or care for lesser hues – elitism is back
should you be born to wear the blue or gold or green or black
no sky blue neat aperitif with elegant bouquet
no stripey drink to relegate and wipe the tears away
that goes down well and often-like some do now and then
but also has the habit of coming up again
and why no thought for Hammers or Aston Villa clarets
so overpriced but guaranteed to make you sick as parrots
or Leeds-fraumilk in sweet or dry – for extra drinking time
now football’s just for ‘love-ies’ they’ve turned it into wine
but here’s a strong reminder for those who’ve had their day
the Greavesies and the Adamses and Besties down the way
it won’t be long before we have the Rangers Burger Star
the Chelsea Drug Store selling dope or Arsenal Lap Dance Bar
and whilst i wish no sour taste to leave upon your lips
i cannot wait for Man United A La Fish & Chips
but take this thought- and carry it- like Bovril memories
it’s not about the football… it’s you they want to fleece
and think on this Gin-ola-the penalty of life
it doesn’t pay to sip and play..no NEVER DRINK AND DIVE…
Crispin Thomas Sept 01
Written on hearing a recent football-club wine-tasting session on BBC Radio 5… how refreshing – how Chardonnay… that having tackled the hooligan problem by not letting fans drink in stadiums… we can now sit in exhorbitant glass-boxes with the prawn sandwich brigade and more importantly in our own homes.. and drink disgustingly over-priced wines .. thank you football!…
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5th December 2022 at 8:11 pm
Stuart, you are not alone, in your dichotomy of doubt
but without dissention
you stand alone
in hogging our attention!
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16th November 2022 at 11:04 am
[Football on soiled turf]
This is a wonderful phrase which I shall be using from now on!
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15th November 2022 at 3:54 pm
Well said Crispin. One of the reasons for The Ball 2022/23 is exactly this – that FIFA need to know. The Ball is essentially a petition to FIFA to honour their commitments to the UN Sports for Climate Action Framework. They signed up; they should act. The Qatar tournament takes the World Cup in the opposite direction to that commitment. And 2026 looks like it’ll be even worse.
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8th November 2022 at 2:06 pm
Hi Guys
Re ‘Lets Boycott Qatar ‘ poem
You probably hate me banging on..and problably know (like me) that my/your not watching the World Cup in Qatar will make no difference.
Of course it won’t. That’s not the point.
OK someone might possibly eventually publish a minimal drop in terrestrial TV viewer numbers, but I fear that is unlikely.
But please above all, do go on writing poems about the World Cup, as/you we have always done. I hate to think a poem or two of mine might l make you feel bad about comenting on a game or country …or that I’ve put you all off about wanting to contribute.
So we’d love to hear from you and read your thoughts and observations, as ever on what’s going on.
Some of us have been here since Football Poets website birth/inception for the Euros 2000 ….
All my best wishes
Crispin
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18th October 2022 at 10:06 am
Shoot! (Something we’ve also been screaming in vain at our team all season !)
Great memories Joe . Before Shoot, it was Roy of the Rovers comic too, dropping through my letterbox.
Anxiously waiting each week to see if they survived in the mexcian jungle after an ambush..or a pre-season earthquake!
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3rd October 2022 at 8:32 pm
Thanks for the kind words Sharon. Yes, it was a shame with Billy Shako, but with five subs now being allowed, he might yet make it off the bench. Even if it’s just a cameo to close out a poem.
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2nd October 2022 at 1:49 pm
John, your new book is an absolute delight and more please. It’s a shame ‘Swapping Shirts With Shakespeare’ never made it off the bench, but quality football poets light up the writing fields like Roman candles. Go well.
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4th September 2022 at 12:42 pm
Great memories Greg. Took me right back.
Today I stand on a small terrace in the hills where I live watching Forest Green Rovers in L1, and keep up with Chelsea on highlights. It’s a far cry and a world away from those times when I lived as a child within walking distance of ‘The Bridge’ – just off the Ifield Road, which led to Fulham Road. The Blues were rubbish for so long, but we loved them and somehow we stayed in the old First Division for so many seasons. And of course we got to see Greavesie at his impudent best, scoring goals for fun. Mad unpredictable games where we’d score 4 and let in five.
The looming floodlights in the dark and mist on magic night games. The big games when the ground heaved.
I don’t think we ever realized how magical and incredible it was back then. The atmosphere and arriving there so early – like you said.. just to make sure you got in. Back when Bovril, tea and cake and roasted peanuts for sixpence a back were just about all on offer.
Good times.
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4th September 2022 at 12:37 pm
see above
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18th August 2022 at 10:20 am
To put it politely!
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