A June Welcome ……
Before I welcome the poets new to us this month, a quick note in case you missed it :
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A warm welcome to all the new poets who joined us in the month of June 2005.
In time honoured chronological order, they are as follows …..
Andy Alcock
Bruce Williams
Casey Milton
Richard Spence
Andy Steenson
Shaun Maddy
Kayleigh & Mark Johnson
Pearl Sutch
Arnold Coleman
Chantal Taylor
Madeeha Ahmed
From the West Ham United Learning Zone, we welcome :
Suhaib Ahmed
Stacey Gardener
Deep Haria
Sundas Malik
Harridaran Muruhathas
Jagraj Grewal
Nicole Chenice Maynard
Jake Wormsley
From the Westminster Cathedral Primary School, in Pimlico, we welcome :
Rachel Fardon
Nadine Charlemagne
Jack Ferrin
Roye Etin uSanga
Michael Costa
James Wittich
Jack Donahue
And we welcome all the pupils from St Mary of the Angels, Bayswater.
Both St Mary’s and Westminster schools participated in a workshop with Crispin Thomas.
This month, I’d like to reproduce the following selection of new poets :
PS2 Football Hero
Keep your muddy pitches mate
It’s on the screen the place to be
Pixels bring me perfect form
PS2 a virtual reality
No more jumpers down for goalposts
Analogue the strategy
Kids they dont want grass to play on
Sell the fields of dreams today
LMA will teach them lessons
Not the silky skills of bloodied knees
Tackles they’re confined to memory
Concrete turf that’s history.
© Casey Milton
Conspiracy theory
you’ve all heard of that magic bullet?
that one day down in Dallas was shot,
well i think its still ricocheting,
round Hillsborough, as likely as not,
cos misfortune rules large in this valley,
bad luck seems to nag one and all,
and hoping for Wednesday to Rally,
is like hobnailing fog to a wall.
So i reckon it’s all done and dusted,
and fate has its say in the end,
no matter how loud, scream the kops heaving crowd,
on us it will never depend
for the muses of footballing futures,
are weaving their webs as i rhyme
they snigger up sleeves as their wry fingers weave,
losing goals scored in injury time
So i hope against hope in close season,
and i’ll hope as i get on the bus,
that for whatever capricious reason.
we’ll play someone as unlucky as us
© Andy Steenson
Andy : ‘like hobnailing fog to a wall’ : absolutely brilliant!
The REAL Questions of Sport
Think: what are the answers
to the hardest questions that could possibly be ?
Like, would England have won the World Cup
if Banks had passed up that beer for a nice cup of tea ?
And that if only it had been Osgood
And not Astle that was put out there by Ramsey?
Would City have won the title back in ’72
If Marsh had stayed on the bench, and they’d stuck with Summerbee ?
Would it have been sir Colin Bell
If Martin Buchan hadn’t clattered into his knee ?
And how far would George Best have gone
if he’d been chronically incapable of ingesting alcohol ?
Would Gazza be England’s best ever
If he hadn’t been such a silly beggar ?
And Q.P.R. the first London team to lift the European Cup
If, against Norwich at home, they hadn’t slipped up ?
Alas and woe: we can never ever know
the true questions of sport.
© Arnold Coleman
The Boro don’t do dishcloth grey
The Boro play football like the weather
Not ours of course – they don’t do dishcloth grey
But tropical, eleven red and whites that kiss the leather
Like the sun, into evening’s goal, or they go dry
Super Sirocco hot and mean
Together they kiss the sky
Downing’s cross, the feather flick of lightning
In before you saw it
Schwarzer like the moon
A giant tether of tides
Opponent’s clouds come and go
but Mendi’s foot still a Michaelangelo
© Chantal Taylor
I did this a few year’s ago when we had Juninho, Emmerson and Rav and subbed their names for the new boys
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5th December 2022 at 8:11 pm
Stuart, you are not alone, in your dichotomy of doubt
but without dissention
you stand alone
in hogging our attention!
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16th November 2022 at 11:04 am
[Football on soiled turf]
This is a wonderful phrase which I shall be using from now on!
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15th November 2022 at 3:54 pm
Well said Crispin. One of the reasons for The Ball 2022/23 is exactly this – that FIFA need to know. The Ball is essentially a petition to FIFA to honour their commitments to the UN Sports for Climate Action Framework. They signed up; they should act. The Qatar tournament takes the World Cup in the opposite direction to that commitment. And 2026 looks like it’ll be even worse.
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8th November 2022 at 2:06 pm
Hi Guys
Re ‘Lets Boycott Qatar ‘ poem
You probably hate me banging on..and problably know (like me) that my/your not watching the World Cup in Qatar will make no difference.
Of course it won’t. That’s not the point.
OK someone might possibly eventually publish a minimal drop in terrestrial TV viewer numbers, but I fear that is unlikely.
But please above all, do go on writing poems about the World Cup, as/you we have always done. I hate to think a poem or two of mine might l make you feel bad about comenting on a game or country …or that I’ve put you all off about wanting to contribute.
So we’d love to hear from you and read your thoughts and observations, as ever on what’s going on.
Some of us have been here since Football Poets website birth/inception for the Euros 2000 ….
All my best wishes
Crispin
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18th October 2022 at 10:06 am
Shoot! (Something we’ve also been screaming in vain at our team all season !)
Great memories Joe . Before Shoot, it was Roy of the Rovers comic too, dropping through my letterbox.
Anxiously waiting each week to see if they survived in the mexcian jungle after an ambush..or a pre-season earthquake!
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3rd October 2022 at 8:32 pm
Thanks for the kind words Sharon. Yes, it was a shame with Billy Shako, but with five subs now being allowed, he might yet make it off the bench. Even if it’s just a cameo to close out a poem.
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2nd October 2022 at 1:49 pm
John, your new book is an absolute delight and more please. It’s a shame ‘Swapping Shirts With Shakespeare’ never made it off the bench, but quality football poets light up the writing fields like Roman candles. Go well.
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4th September 2022 at 12:42 pm
Great memories Greg. Took me right back.
Today I stand on a small terrace in the hills where I live watching Forest Green Rovers in L1, and keep up with Chelsea on highlights. It’s a far cry and a world away from those times when I lived as a child within walking distance of ‘The Bridge’ – just off the Ifield Road, which led to Fulham Road. The Blues were rubbish for so long, but we loved them and somehow we stayed in the old First Division for so many seasons. And of course we got to see Greavesie at his impudent best, scoring goals for fun. Mad unpredictable games where we’d score 4 and let in five.
The looming floodlights in the dark and mist on magic night games. The big games when the ground heaved.
I don’t think we ever realized how magical and incredible it was back then. The atmosphere and arriving there so early – like you said.. just to make sure you got in. Back when Bovril, tea and cake and roasted peanuts for sixpence a back were just about all on offer.
Good times.
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4th September 2022 at 12:37 pm
see above
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18th August 2022 at 10:20 am
To put it politely!
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