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A United girl of the Manchester kind

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m a United girl
Of the Manchester kind
With Solskjaer on my back,
A Red of the purest kind.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 They say, “You watch the players
And rarely watch the game.”
I just laugh it off
And infrequently complain.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Though, in all honestly,
It’s very hard to ignore
Cristiano’s thighs in close-up
When he’s cut down to the floor.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Are you telling me
That, if this was a girls game,
You wouldn’t ogle at their legs
All the same?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I know the rules
And I adore the game,
I share the religion
And the passion, all the same.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I’m not actually that fussed,
It’s just a little gripe.
I’ll ogle Ronnie’s thighs
Just to cement the stereotype.

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Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/a-united-girl-of-the-manchester-kind/?shared=email&msg=fail