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C’mon Ref

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I was miles away
I never touched him
It’s icy, and he slipped
C’mon Ref!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 He dived,
And he pulled my shirt
You know what he’s like.
C’mon Ref!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Yellow! Why?
I said nothing to the linesman
It was someone else
C’mon Ref!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 You’re kidding
That was never a penalty
He went down too easily.
C’mon Ref!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Red! Why?
I don’t swear that much
And I never called you that.
C’mon Ref!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Lonely in this tunnel,
And I’m in for a rollicking,
Bother!
Still, not a bad Ref though.

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Notes

Editor’s note :
Bother! – Alan’s version was a little more ‘zestful’!

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/cmon-ref/