Cup Final Doggerel!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 With a dogged determination
We aim to take the lead
With a terrier like performance
And our coach in quarantine

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Who’s bark is always worse that his bite
When asked to tell the tale
Of how we’re gonna collar United
In a Wemberly cup final

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Will Jose make the touchline bench
Will bail be set so high
That the mutt and him will watch the match
In Wormwood Scrubs….courtesy of Sky?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Will Sheva lead our forward line
Will Ballack lose some weight
Will Cashley Cole just whine and whine?
Which is all he’s done of late

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Will the Drog be on the score sheet
Will the Bison get stuck in
Will Frankie Lamps be off to Spain
Now Jose’s in quarantine?



As soon as I saw this item on the news, I just couldn’t resist it!



Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/cup-final-doggerel/