With a dogged determination
We aim to take the lead
With a terrier like performance
And our coach in quarantine
Who’s bark is always worse that his bite
When asked to tell the tale
Of how we’re gonna collar United
In a Wemberly cup final
Will Jose make the touchline bench
Will bail be set so high
That the mutt and him will watch the match
In Wormwood Scrubs….courtesy of Sky?
Will Sheva lead our forward line
Will Ballack lose some weight
Will Cashley Cole just whine and whine?
Which is all he’s done of late
Will the Drog be on the score sheet
Will the Bison get stuck in
Will Frankie Lamps be off to Spain
Now Jose’s in quarantine?