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David Beckham – TV Critic

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “Channel Four is rubbish,” said Dave Beckham to his marker,
“And BBC is pretty poor, the standards there have dropped.
UK Gold just shows repeats of Ronnie Flamin’ Barker,
And ITV’s incessant breaks for adverts should be stopped.
You’d think that Sky’d be better with the millions they’ve amassed,
And Channel Five is just a mix of sex and game-show panels….”
“What are you doing, David?” called Herr Eriksson at last.
“Just what you told me, boss,” said Becks. “I’m running down the channels.”

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/david-beckham-tv-critic/