Don’t Big Sam Do Interviews Then?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Balls in the net, hair gel’s still wet
From showers before game began
One minute later it’s two nil then three
As Big Sam does his nut in the stand!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Punters seen leaving the ground in their droves
Took a disgusted glance over their shoulders,
Three nothing down in twelve minutes at home
Gawd help them. Sign Roy Of The Rovers!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What did he say in the interval
Were hairdryers hitting the walls
Were cups of tea flying
Or was he trying to politely
Explain. Right lads this here is a ball!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 We’ll never find out what the manager said
Before second half’s woeful display
Cos Toons gaffer has reasons upstairs in his head
For not talking to Match of The Day!



Listening to the Newcastle v Pompey match on Five live yesterday.
It seemed at one point that double figures was on the cards in favour of Pompey.

When Man City capitulated at our place last week. Sven graciously came on the box and apoligised to their travelling fans for the woeful display of defending by his team, saying his sides performance, that day, just wasn’t good enough.

I’d love to have heard what Big Sam said during the half time talk in the Newcastle dressing room, and his thoughts on that display at the end of the match. But as Big Sam don’t wanna talk to MoTD, likewise Harry Redknapp and Sir Alex. We’ll never find out will we?



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