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First Name Terms and Conditions

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Stories through the industries told
of entertainment connections
sighting a Rooney in Sunderland.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 From Sunset Boulevard to Baron Hardup
at the Empire with Les Dennis
and various x factors and fiction.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He was interviewed by a Telegraph man
inside the Stadium of Light, reported
and discovered on Google.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 He’s 87, you know, and just over 5 foot,
with more wife history than Henry the 8th.
A drinker and a gambler at times as well.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 He was married to Ava Gardner,
who’s got a museum in North Carolina.
With news about starring in the North East,

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 some thought that old MR was actor Rourke.
I’m sure that Roy Keane knows enough of this
to make an informed decision.

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Notes

I know that the Wayne and Mickey mistaken identity joke is a bit worn. It seemed like a good idea when I started this poem.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/first-name-terms-and-conditions/