Hanky Panky

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got too pally
and chose to dally
wiv me bird
how absurd
she drove me doolally
as batty as Aunt Sally
but however moist
from that there McCoist
I’d love to hoist
him up above the galley
where once stood Sir Walter Raleigh
on the decks of the glorious Golden Hind
to let rip and whip that notorious behind
and torture him with trips to the Valley
then see how many notches he could tally!


No disrespect to the Addicks – just poetic license, I hope you understand

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/hanky-panky/