He’s Quality…..Yeah Right!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A Chelsea fans been taken to hospital
He was mugged on the tube near the match
He was robbed of a shirt with Shevchenko printed on it
And the muggers? They gave it him back!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 ‘Keep it, keep it’ he cried through his pain
‘Do me this one favour please
I’m a laughing stock each time I put on that thing’
And Shevchenko? Yeah…. so is he!


If another blimmin pundit on the telly says that one word….quality, about Andriy Shevchenko, I think I’m gonna lose it….big time!

This blokes even putting in an extra ninety minutes training, when all the other boys have swanned off home to their play stations.

What? We paid all that dough for a megastar, from Italy, whose unfit and completely out of touch with the pace and physical demands of the game, in this country?

Get away….yer havin a laugh….ain’t yer???

For thirty million quid and a hundred and twenty grand a week (or so they say) we want and deserve much more than blimmin…. quality.

I know, maybe Armani are paying his greengages? They should do. There’s enough pictures of him decked out in their clobber in our match day programmes!

rant over



Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/hes-quality-yeah-right/